Records & Privacy

Plain-air
Privacy

A concise account of what the archive currently collects—which is very little.

Current Site

The museum stays public. Queefcord accounts are optional.

CalculatorCalculations run in your browser. Shared inputs appear in the URL only when you choose to create a shareable link.
Specimen linksSelections use the URL hash. The archive does not send your selected specimen to a custom database.
HostingThe hosting provider necessarily processes ordinary request metadata such as IP address, device information, and requested URLs.

Correspondence

A direct line to the curator.

Email sent to hello@lordofthequeefs.com or curator@lordofthequeefs.com is forwarded through Porkbun to the operator’s inbox. The message and address are used to respond to your inquiry. There is no contact form or marketing mailing list.

For privacy requests or moderation appeals, email curator@lordofthequeefs.com. Please do not include passwords or account recovery codes.

Queefcord

Your contributions, your controls.

Queefcord uses Supabase to store your email address, authentication records, public display name, discussions, replies, reports, and moderation status. Resend delivers account confirmation and password recovery emails. Vercel serves the website. These providers process request and delivery information under their own policies.

Your display name and approved contributions are public. Your email and authentication records are not part of the public feed. Hidden contributions are visible to their author and moderators. Reports are visible only to their reporter and moderators.

Authentication tokens are stored in your browser to keep you signed in. Sign out on shared devices. No custom advertising trackers or tracking pixels are installed; email click and open tracking are disabled.

Automatic content checks

When you publish a discussion or reply, its title and message are sent to OpenAI for an automated safety classification. We do not attach your email, password, or account ID to that request. Text that passes publishes immediately; rejected text stays in your editor and is not saved as a contribution. If the check is unavailable, you can retry. Provider processing is covered by OpenAI's API data policies.

A short-lived server record binds an approval to the exact text and account. It is consumed on publication; unused approvals expire after five minutes and are removed by a scheduled cleanup. Moderation attempt counters follow the 24-hour rate-limit retention.

Deletion and retention

You can delete your posts and replies. In Account settings, you can permanently delete your account after confirming your password and typing DELETE. This removes your profile, contributions, reports, and active sessions. Replies and reports attached to your deleted discussions are also removed.

Published content remains until deleted by its author or a moderator. Daily cleanup removes pending or hidden content older than 30 days and resolved reports older than 90 days. Unresolved reports remain available for review. Rate-limit records are purged daily once older than 24 hours. Associated account or content deletion can remove records sooner.

Provider operational logs, backups, and correspondence in the operator’s inbox follow their separate retention processes; deleting an account does not instantly purge those copies. Contact the curator for help with access, correction, or deletion requests.

Site statistics

Visits and performance.

We use Vercel Web Analytics to understand page visits and referral sources, and Vercel Speed Insights to measure loading speed and responsiveness. These services use cookie-free measurements and process information such as page paths, browser and device type, and approximate location derived from requests.

We remove query strings and URL fragments from page URLs before sending these measurements. We do not send discussion text, email addresses, account IDs, calculator inputs, or sign-in codes as custom analytics events. Analytics runs on the public domain; local development and preview deployments are excluded.

Read Vercel's analytics privacy information for details about its processing.